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My children report someone found drugs in Barney the Dinosaur's tail. He was trying to give them to children on the show.

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  • meaning that anything which does not make you stronger must kill you. Barney the dinosaur certainly doesn’t make anyone stronger; therefore Barney kills.

    Barney the Dinosaur is the main protagonist of Barney & Friends and a two hundred million year (two dinosaur years) old, six-foot tall, purple tyrannosaurus rex with a green belly and green spots on his back and his tail and yellow toes. He comes to life through a child's imagination. He is best known for his silly and optimistic attitude.

  • Growing up, my two sisters were infatuated with Barney the Dinosaur and his loveable friends BJ and Baby Bop. In fact, I am certain that I knew (okay… still know!) almost every single catchy song by heart.

    Barney the Dinosaur (also known as Barney, or Barney Dinosaur) [born 200,000,000 BC; died September 18, 2009; age 200,002,009, age today 200,002,016] is a stupid purple dinosaur that eats children and babies. Barney was famous for his work in the TV show, . Barney was popular with little kids and some , but his show only encouraged little babies to poop all over the floor and pee on the carpet, and also make parents get pissed off. Barney's TV show was cancelled in 2009 due to the guy in the suit smoking cigarettes when off set, and the fact that he was dead. Barney is a stupid pedophile dinosaur who doesn't believe in .

  • Barney the Dinosaur was born in 200,000,000 BC with his only father, . Barney was such a stupid dinosaur that his father actually left Barney when he was only a little dinosaur, because all he did to his father was sing annoying songs to him, and that made so angry that he lost his temper, and his anger got so bad that he would eventually turn into a city destroyer. So Barney was left all alone in the wild and all the other dinosaurs stomped all over him. Barney never had any friends with other dinosaurs when he was a little dinosaur, because most of the other little dinosaurs were offended by Barney's evil influence of eating human flesh and complete stupidity. Barney originally went to school from 180,000,000 BC-150,000,000 BC and had low grades from his records and his diploma. This was most likely because all he was interested in was and work, and because most of his dinosaur teachers thought of Barney as an "unteachable dinosaur pupil". All that Barney was interested in was "overteaching little human babies and sexually harassing them with artificial love and kisses". By the time Barney went to , he did very poorly and got all F grades on all of his subjects, but only got a 5% grade on . All of his dinosaur teachers were very disappointed with his progress. Barney did not have a degree in his , because of how terrible he did in his education. During his home time, Barney liked to murder and k*** little human babies and attack other dinosaurs. As Barney went out to live on his own, he liked to attack other dinosaurs who were weaker than him, and became a monstrosity to dinosaurs all over the world. For millions of years later, Barney became the most vicious and idiotic dinosaur of the . Around 65,000,000 BC, Barney nearly died after a meteor shower that killed all the other dinosaurs, but managed to survive.

Barney the Dinosaur: The Pain Behind the Man

If that’s too nasty and inhumane, then you have to deal with the Boko Harams of the world. When you deal with these people, you need to be more like Mike Hammer and less like Barney the Dinosaur. Mike Hammer would not just stop Boko Haram, he would make an example out of them. Barney the Dinosaur would sing the praises of both White and Pumpernickel Bread. Mike Hammer would find who killed our Ambassador to Libya. The remains of those killers would be discovered in more than just one trash can. Barney the Dinosaur would suggest we all have cookies at Barney’s House.